15 January 2006

whazzup ma nigga!!



I just realised, i'm part nigger. My uncle's wife's sister's married to a big black man. And they have a little kid too, who looks full black cos my uncle's wife's sister's a mallu, and most of them look like thin black people anyway.

So cool, is that not? Ok, so i may not have nigger blood, but at least i have some nigger sprit. I'm sure if i actually meet the addition to the family, i'll gain some more sprit.

So all you black people out there, welcome me to the hood.

Ladies : You know what they say about us niggers!!!!

13 comments:

Shivangi said...

hehe... What makes you think I'll tell you? Considering I havent figured out who you are... NO WAY!

Ron said...

Erm....i donno why Im commenting...Im kinda speechless right now!!

thalassa_mikra said...

Dude, this is so not cool. Only a bona fide black man gets to say that to another bona fide black man. And wannabes who try to go nigga on a black man find out to their peril why this is not a good idea.

OTOH, black men are hot. And the flavour of the season, in LA at least, every woman wants one.

4WD said...

Shivangi : Maybe i can bribe you into it.
Ron : hello :) As a reward, i'll comment on your blog pointlessly !!!
t_m : Yeh i know. Thank god i'm bonafide and ready to ride. See i can rap a bit also (bona-FIDE RIDE)...
Anyway, if the blacks don't accept me, i'll do a jackie chan a la rush hour. hmmph.

Anonymous said...

Heres a shout out from Detroit City.... (Well Ann Arbor really).. but Detroit is more streed cred wont you say? I have no idea how i stumbled across your blog but it was interesting... you journos have a whole little community going dont you? Man.. i miss Delhi...

4wd said...

hey anon. Whats funny is that my uncle (the one who's wife's sister's husband's my entry ticket to the hood) is from detroit :)

Shivangi said...

yea yea, bribe me... tell me where you work!

Anonymous said...

Detroit is.. well.. interesting. I have friends who have been scared shitless enough to hand over all their cash to random panhandlers at gas stations. Scared madrasi riffraff

hickey said...

whoa.. kinds sounds politically incorrect, this post, though i dont know why. I guess the word nigger does not go down too well with me! have fun battling your new identity:)

4WD said...

Technically, i think it ipolitically incorrect. But its ok if you're actually black, or have a black uncle.

I can't figure out why its politically incorrect though. I don't mind if someone calls me brown, or a native :P And i feel rather proud when i get called a ghati!

Anonymeena said...

What can i say bro. Homies need to get each others back right. Now you know someone reads your jazz.
btw how did you know i had a link to your site?

IdeaSmith said...

'nigger' is pretty offensive by the way. If you really wanted to be one of them, you could say 'black'. But then I guess, if you really wanted to be one of them, you'd have known that.

Anonymeena said...

Come on Ideasmith. Dont be so stuffy. Appreciate the sentiment. Almost no-one except white trash uses the 'n' word with racial connotations. In Delhi, all my friends are 'ma niggers'. You might think its posing, but i think my boys understand the sentiment.