27 June 2006

wishlist

So, my car has been whacked. Sneezy was staying over... he woke up this morning, and said, ``Do you need your car? I have work to do, i'll be done by 1.30.'' Now he says 5.00. I have a date sometime today, and I thought i'd be impressing her with an open jeep. Now I'll have to impress her with a very stylish flourish as I pull my wallet out of my back pocket.

Well, anyhow, i've been Tagged by Juice. I dont normally do tags... and I still have one lying undone. But I'm doing this anyhow.
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I am thinking about ...
Women. All of them. The short ones, the tall ones. The Cute ones, the not so cute ones. The ones that wanted me, the ones that didn't. The ones the could flirt. The ones that yelled at me. The ones that cried. And, as an afterthought, i'm also thinking a little bt about work, and how I'll probably get fired if I dont get this very unlikely story today.

I said ...
Me: You know what I really want to do?
Her: hmmmm?
Me: Make love to you.
Her: why?
Me: eh?

*In my head, i'm thinking, what the hell sort of question is why? For the record, i didn't have an answer*

I want to ...
Drive the Raid de Himalya.
Ride the Khardung-la.
Mountain bike in British Columbia.
Go to Elevate.
Sky dive.
Walk to Bhrigu.
Snow-board (I think i'd be good. I'm naturally good at this stuff)


I wish...

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood

I miss ...
Pune. I Miss the hills. I miss having friends that I can run with. Its a really nice city, you know. And people care more about things like the rains than about getting to work on time.

I hear...
Noises in my head. All the time. Really.

I wonder ...
Why, in gods name, why, why, why anyone would want to marry her.

I regret...
I didn't go with Biren to the Army entrance exam.
The New aunt.
Not going to the gym this morning.

I am...
Really fast down hill. Ok, i was, there's no hills in Delhi, so I havn't done that for a while.

I dance ...
With my sister. We do the silly dance, and then hit each other.


I sing...
No, i don't, actually.

I am not always ...
Dependable. But I can always pretend like I am.


I make with my hands...
Cow-dung cakes, that you can plaster your house with to keep flies away. And pots. And paper. None of it too well, but i can do that.


I write...
About dead people. About roads and potholes. About rapes. About stolen money. About funding for schools. Some lies. Some innacuracies. Very little thats 100 percent correct.

I confuse...
Myself a whole lot.

I should try...
A threesome :) With 2 girls, of course... I don't want to see a naked man up close.
I finish...
Very little very well.

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Ah. That tag is over. Formatting was a bitch. Now that i've done it, I have the privilege to tag as many people as I like. I decree : Sexy Indian Bitch, Bloggerhead, Mahi (when she's back), AQC, and Vijayeta.
On your own blogs, please, not in the comments section!

28 comments:

Vijayeta said...

Aaargh! I've been tagged on the same one twice now. Hmpfh.
By the way, Raid De Himalayas is on my To-Do list as well!
:)

kitsch said...

You know what's my favourite line in the song?
I wish i was the verb to trust and never let you down.

Well, once my ever-in-love fren gave a photo frame to her guy as a birthday gift.Here goes...
My fren: How do you like it?
Her bf: Cool! A photo frame! But why?

What do you think?

Rohini said...

Cow dung cakes? Really?

disha said...

about missing pune I agree, and about the marrying part too! ;)

and do the other TAG

Arthur Quiller Couch said...

You tagged me. You TAGGED me. ME?!?!

Gah.

the wannabe indian punkster said...

um I tagged mahi, you might need to find a different tagee.

gettothepoint said...

you wishes are poetic, dude! pulling another Dylan, huh? :)
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
um...that's my Sid (have you been following my story?) i pulled a "Abraham" on him and he was my "Isaac." it's sad but... resurrections are better than weddings.

I make with my hands...
Cow-dung cakes, that you can plaster your house with to keep flies away. And pots. And paper. None of it too well, but i can do that.


reminds me of this exhibit i saw where this artist dude, Subodh Gupta, made his self-portrait in cow-dung. and the LED lights are trippy. i get the vibe that he's feeling sorry for himself, but why would a Bihari man say that?

~sumaya
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Ruchika said...

Refreshing to see there's more to Delhi guys than (just) loud music and big cars... :-)

Brad said...

Me, a complete stranger to you, but totally enjoyed reading this post :-)

Anonymous said...

What's with the soulfulness this week, young 'un? Shouldn't you be frollicking after nubile lasses and lean, mean, sex machines? Nice! But kinda throws the world off-kilter.
- Kitten Woman

dis_track_shun said...

u can make cowdung cakes? oh-kay! i don't believe u, but ok...

why r u a journalist? u don't seem to like it at all.

and do guys actually think about the not-so-cute women? just asking...

and i ALWAYS hear noises in my head. and i like them. they're "my" noises...

4WD said...

Vijayeta ~ You can be my co driver. We'll paint my car red and black, rebore the engine, get a big air filter, make it a twin seater, and win :)

Kitsch~ I like ``I wish i was a full moon shining off a camaro's hood.'' Photo frame. er. to put a picture in?

Rohini ~ really.

Disha ~ yea. Pune is pune. I will do your tag soon! :)

AQC ~ anything to make you get rid o the pee-post.

Punkster ~ No no ... my tag counts too.

Sumaya ~ That's REM. Yea... but my cowdung wasn't art. It was to teach the kids about villages, and make them make cowdung cakes. Their parents paid good money for it.

Ruchika ~ NOT a delhi guy :) I just live here.

Brad ~ Hello. Welcome. Have a drink. On me.

Anon ~ I should... thanks. I needed the dose of perspective :P

Dis_tractor ~ ANyone can make them. All you need is cowdung I love being a journo, i you somehow got another idea. Yeh, we think about the not so cute ones... we can't get only supermodels :P

sumaya said...

That's REM. Yea... but my cowdung wasn't art. It was to teach the kids about villages, and make them make cowdung cakes. Their parents paid good money for it.

coolos! rock on...

percussivepiano said...

Me: You know what I really want to do?
Her: hmmmm?
Me: Make love to you.
Her: why?
Me: eh?

*In my head, i'm thinking, what the hell sort of question is why? For the record, i didn't have an answer*


wow. that just made my day...
i agree. what kind of question is why? just let it be.

Ekta said...

hmm..as usual u are a master at creating controversial posts!!
Making cow dung..yeah sure:-) We believe u!

Ruchika said...

Alas, the faint ray of hope in favour of 'Delhi men' has just been blighted out.. Shucks..

jaygee said...

so tell me how come NO guy evah wants a threesome with another guy!! :D It just has to be two women!!

Casablanca said...

Wondering who is a lower scum... journos who write about dead people, or we, who read it like it is fiction. *gulp*

Anand said...

aaahh!
Will do anything to drive to the himalayas!!

Anonymous said...

dude, what kind of a friend's named sneezy? it's kinda yag.

Anonymous said...

dude, what kind of a friend's named sneezy? it's kinda yag.

Drops Of Jupiter said...

=) whee..u did my tag.. and I am not Juice..my blog is called Juice.. :P

that I wish bit..is it from Run Lola Run? "I wish I was the hunter in search of different food.."

AJ said...

I really don't understand everyone's facination with the cow dung!

I wonder if straight men ever get threesomes with 2 women (it is really so much easier when it involves same sex partners)

And its so cool that you openly admit to dancing with your sister!

4WD said...

Piano ~ I know. The question kinda ruined it.

Ekta ~ Dude.. ha ha.. i can't make COW DUNG! The COW makes that... i can make cakes. You just have to scoop some down of the floor, and pat it into a cake,and let it dry. Makes good fuel to cook on.

Ruchika ~ Yea. Pune guys are much better:P We can actually drive.

Jaygee ~ I personally wouldn;t want to.. cos um.. guys are all hairy and all. And they have penises. AJ might not agree.

Casa ~ You pay to read it:P I'm just doing my job.

Anand ~ Yeh.. i'll race you there:P

Anon ~ What;s your name?

Jupe ~ yea yea i know! :P

AJ ~ Cow dung is fun. ANd i don't know any guys that have actually been in bed with 2 women.

Raindrop said...

The threesome thing is HOT. Takes care of my innate bisexuality, and is pretty much every male's fantasy, so my non-existent man's happy too.

A friend I have used to do it all the time, because his girlfriend was bi. He'd tell me how she always bragged about having slept with more women than him.

Me said...

Raindrop, you're full of s#!t

Anonymous said...

My name's irrelevant 4WD, but I drive a BMW.

Raindrop said...

4wd, just ignore me/anonymous. He just likes to follow me around:)